"Bruno, four years old, he’s standing backstage and he looks at me. He goes, “How long you been in show business?”
“Two/three days”
“I’ve been here two years”
And he turns around, walks away. I was like, you little shit!"

Bobby Brooks Wilson recalling his first encounter with Bruno Mars, a young Elvis impersonator in Hawaii’s The Love Note Show. (via rhapsodyincolour)

(via crazy4bruno)

near-quaad:

do u ever go to unfollow someone but then u see some rly good posts and u just kind of 

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you can stay

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for now

(via danielleriggio)

telapathetic:

the only disadvantage to cereal is you cant hear anything while watching tv

(Source: telapathetic, via totally-relatable)

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via jatinavery22)

babyfansquirrel:

Normal people’s terms of endearment

- Darling
- Honey
- Sweetie
- Baby
- Sugar
- Cutie
- Sweetheart
- Angel
- Pumpkin

Bruno Mars’s terms of endearment

- Baby Squirrel
- Eager Young Bunny
- Dirty Little Lover
- Golden Star
- Little Miss Perfect
- Pretty Little Thing
- Sexy Motherfucker
- Bright-eyed Honey
- Treasure

(via wheniwasyourman)